Thursday, September 10, 2009

Milena Velba Reduction

Sempre di corsa


Driiinnnn!!!

- Pronto?
- Pronto Salvatore sei tu?
- Sì, sono io. Con chi ho il piacere di parlare?
- Ciao sono Caterina... Startup Commiunichescion...
- Ma ciao Caterina, da quanto tempo, come stai?
- Bene bene, grazie. E tu? Senti ti chiamavo per chiederti se vieni all'evento di questa sera. Non ho ancora ricevuto la tua conferma...
- Sì Caterina, è vero. Ma questo spiega esattamente come stanno le cose...
- Cioè?
- Cioè che non vengo... Guarda sono incasinatissimo...
- Have a Savior, do not tell me you're closing in ... you tell me five days ago for a press conference on porcini mushroom amber hues pale yellow ...
- But it was true. Believe me I can not move, they are very busy ...
- No, no, I understand ... we are killing ourselves working, we do not have a breather. Think about that this morning while chatting on messenger with my cousin who lives in Florence, the phone rang, and a courier arrived at that same time my boss asked me to photocopy 20 pages!
- Perdindirindina!
- As if this were not enough at that precise moment, the phone starts ringing!
- Look, I understand that ...
- Yes, it's true. In this period of crisis now we are all working like crazy. Just now I did the test on facebook: "2848 quick questions to learn about your personality and predict your future neighbor"
- Wow, a quick little thing. And what did you come out?
- stains are not able to finish it! My boss kept interrupting me every five minutes!
- Crazy, is not the slightest respect for the worker!
- Just like the Savior. He tried to squeeze until the end. The same thing happens but a bit 'everywhere. Do you think the test I did yesterday, "82,000 quick questions to see if you really love your work" gave me a score of 5480! And it was the highest score of all my colleagues of the agency! Then I send you the link ... I captured the screen ...
- Significant Catherine, but it indicates that value? I mean ... then you love your job?
- To be honest I did not understand. But the score was high ...
- Well, then ... Catherine alright. I was glad for your call, but now I must leave you ... I have a lot of things to finish ...
- Ok, ok. So tonight you're not there at all? Look, there is also the chef Gianmattia Salamella, and will do the dishes for guests ...
- Wow, how sorry I am. But I just can not! But you, please, send me the press ...
- You bet! Alright then, I continue to plant zucchini Farmville ... what a life ...
- A terrible life Catherine ...
- Really ...
- Click ...