Do Stretch Marks Sting

In carozzaaaa! (Atto secondo)

Starring:

He
you
The crowd
The driver seat


The driver: - Well, gentlemen, your bags are in place. Now, one at a time, go and sit. Before you system before we leave.
The crowd - I, I, before I ...
you: - Franco, you do not pass ahead, push you too ... He
: - Mary, fuck! But what if I have to push everything here is blocked. But we are above or below?
you: - How do not you know? See? Are you the usual! Do not have checked before going out! I packed up, I prepared the presents, I have been shopping, I prepared the sandwiches ... something where you do! He
: - Yes, I had to do one thing, Mary. I had to shoot you in your sleep!
The crowd - Gentlemen, why do not you get off the middle and continue to fight after we got them all? He
: - Lady, Be thankful that you're a woman! The driver
: - There crammed inside there is room for everyone. Indeed, there are at least 10 free seats. Enter quietly and then talk about it inside. She is her own, the man who uploaded the two closets ... Please move ... He
: - I move when I want! The driver
: - alright, when he decided to make me a whistle ... He
: - I am 54, are above or below? The driver
: - I would put it beneath you! He
: - Young man, if that does little to be funny here m'incacchio call firefighters and stop! The driver
: - Put yourself where you will, are numbered tickets only, no seats. So you choose to sit around ...
you: - Top Franco! Run over that we are larger! He
: - But that nasty desperate *** But how do I run this scale is close and I've got il tacco della signora sulla gengiva!

La folla: - Ora che siamo su, scegliamoci i posto vicino al finestrino. Si, si, tutti vicino al finestrino... Cazzo! I finestrini non bastano...
Lui: - Maria ce l'ho fatta, sono su..
Sedile: – Non voglio, non voglio, non voglio...
Lui: – Ora scelgo un bel posto dietro così stiamo tranquilli...
Sedile: – Non voglio, non voglio, non voglio...
Lei: - Dietro ti sei seduto? Ma se lo sai che devo stare avanti se no mi sento male!
Lui: - Maria, prima che il gallo canti io ti avrò accoltellato nel there are three times!
you: - When you do that I just can not stand you Franco! This what you need to know! He
: - Now that you've vented sit down and chase a sandwich from the bag!
you: - How do you want? He
: - The one with the eggplant and sausage, is ...
you: - alright, the one with potatoes and peppers we preserve it for later ...