speech captured by train, pretending to listen to your iPod.
Starring:
Two girls, very comfortable and unobtrusive.
- I want you to meet my friend:
- No, look I do not care.
- But if you do not even know how he is ...
- OK. How is it done?
- He has an apartment in San Remo.
- Cool!
- So you want to know?
- Maybe later. You know ... I left a couple of times with a ...
- Come on! How?
- One and ninety. Heart surgeon. Porche ...
- Cool!
- Yes, but there I go ... more
- Why?
- She dresses like crap!
- Noooo!
- Purtoppo si…
- Beh, ma non puoi farglielo notare?
- Già fatto. Più di una volta gli ho fatto notare velatamente l’urgenza di rifarsi il guardaroba. L’altra sera a cena l’ho buttata lì. Gli ho detto che conosco un outlet dove si fanno dei buoni affari. Ho insistito e si è segnato pure il nome, ma non sembrava interessato...
- Che peccato! Ma come si fa?
- Lo dico anche io. Questo poi poteva essere l’uomo perfetto. Ricco. Carino. Figlio unico. Orfano, senza suocere rompicoglioni e invece... smonta tutto il mio entusiasmo vestendosi in quel modo…
- Ma fammi un esempio dai. Dimmi una cosa strana che si è messo…
- Non ci riesco. È tutto out of tune. Colors that do not go. Shoes at odds with the belt. Shirts that do not talk about ... is a complete disaster!
- But you can not follow him in this thing? Give him a hand ...
- I tried. It's a losing battle. I'm an aesthetic. I can not go out with a clearly fuoritono dress. More so that this is the clearest proof that I do not care, does not care enough. Why sorry, basically if a jacket for you and the other is a color does not change you life, then do it for me. Put on a shirt I like, I like a shoe, at least make me happy. What the fuck, I the thong that looks like a dental floss at the end I bought it for him! You will not see much but ever.
- Hahahahaha. But certainly that is very sad that there are people around so superficial.
- Surface! Here, this is the right word. And you think 'I am ... this is a neurosurgeon ingambissima
- Look, never trust appearances ...
- Never trust ... it's really true. About. Your friend who want to introduce myself. How do you dress?
- designer of fear!
- Cool!
- Where's My Car!
- When do I take him I start to floss between your ass and knocks him down?
- Hahahaha ...
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