- Boy, that's fine metaphors and the rest. But the truth here is one: you're dead!
- How I died last night when I went to bed I was alive, I was fine ...
- Oddly enough, all those who die before they were alive.
- Yes, but I ...
- listen boy, I do not usually discuss, I'm not your CEO and you are not negotiating a salary increase. You are here because your time is up.
- But I can not die.
- This is where you're wrong boy, you can die and how. Here, if there is one who can not die, I am. But since I am the Savior, I can do whatever the hell I please. I can, but only if I am wrong, provide a second chance. But you have to convince me ...
- How do I convince you?
- Answer my questions. But do not lie. Needless to say I know it ...
- I did not think at all. I swear on ...
- good start. Do not swear, boy!
- Excuse me, I did not want ...
- Ok, I forgive you. Now listen. If you you were raised this morning as every morning. What would you do?
- This morning? Well, I would have taken a shower, shave, I would dress and I would be going on in the office. You know, I have a series of deadlines and are ritardissimo.
- Describe all, omitting nothing.
- Well, I took the car and I would have dived into the ring. I swore just discovered that there was queue. Then I came into town ...
- And then?
- Then I cursed at every traffic light. I tried once in office parking lot and I had coffee with colleagues talking evil of those who are still there ...
- Continued.
- I would have immediately plunged into the chasm of calls and I looked at the clock every ten minutes to check how much time is the lunch break.
- Excellent! Lunch break ... What do you usually do during the hour lunch break?
- I'm going to eat with colleagues. Let's talk about football, computers. How Drupal is better than Joomla, how I answered the phone a secretary stupid, that it is difficult to get along these days ...
- But you are quite the opposite. You were sick?
- No, absolutely not.
- Did you have any physical deformity?
- No, no.
- Problems in the family?
- Fortunately, no.
- But your life you like it?
- How?
- Reply!
- Yes I did. It is true I complained a lot. I was never happy and I often felt alone ...
- What you put in a good mood?
- Have a pay rise. Receiving a compliment from my boss. Buy a new phone. Being nice to girls.
- What would you have done tonight after work?
- I would go to friend's house for a pizza and spend the evening by organizing a tournament with the Xbox ...
- And then?
- Well, at the end of the night I came home and I would have to look at Facebook, I wrote two assholes ... hem two stupid things. I read the email, sent e-mails.
- You know what tomorrow will change the world if you are gone?
- Poco.
- Nothing! There will be only one empty desk and your colleagues will share your pencil, your stapler and your roll of scotch. Put "poor" in front of your name every time you nominate. And after a little 'do not appoint even more ...
- All this is very sad.
- Do you know what is really sad, boy?
- What?
- For nearly forty years I gave you beautiful sunny days. And you even you noticed ...
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